This song is about a man named Phil who accidentially got his butt caught on fire infront of his girlfriend, who screamed this very song 25 times in a row...until his girlfriend sprayed him with a fire hose, and told him NEVER to sit on a wire that's stripped down, and plugged in. And lastly, DON'T listen to this song with your ears, but instead your soul...
MY BUTT IS IN FIRE!!!!
IT'S THE SIZE OF A TIRE!!!!
IT'S BECAUSE I SAT ON A WIRE!!!!
AND NOW I'M A CRIER, IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!
24 repeats later.....
MY BUTT IS ON FI- umm... Chelsea, what the heck are you- glugulgugulglugulg-
Did you just spray me with a hose- you want me to stop? Fine, I'll stop!