Pac-Man is Love, Pac-Man is Life
I was only 9 years old

I loved Pac-Man so much

I owned all the merchandise and video games

I pray to Pac-Man every night thanking him for protecting the universe from ghosts

"Pac-Man is Love", I say, "Pac-Man is Life"

My dad hears me and calls coyote vomit

I knew that he was just jealous of Pac-Man

I called him sockbat snot

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

I'm crying now and my face hurts

I lay in bed and I hear some 8-bit sound effects

It's Pac-Man

I am so happy

He whispers in my ear "this is my maze"

Pac-Man begins to devour all of my inner parts

Pac-Man eats my liver, he eats my stomach, he eats my small and large intestines, and he devours my pancreas

It hurts so much, but I do it for Pac-Man

He roars a mighty roar, as he eats all of my inside parts

My dad walks in

Pac-Man looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all cherries now!"

Pac-Man leaves through my window

Pac-Man is love, Pac-Man is life