I loved Pac-Man so much
I owned all the merchandise and video games
I pray to Pac-Man every night thanking him for protecting the universe from ghosts
"Pac-Man is Love", I say, "Pac-Man is Life"
My dad hears me and calls coyote vomit
I knew that he was just jealous of Pac-Man
I called him sockbat snot
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now and my face hurts
I lay in bed and I hear some 8-bit sound effects
I am so happy
He whispers in my ear "this is my maze"
Pac-Man begins to devour all of my inner parts
Pac-Man eats my liver, he eats my stomach, he eats my small and large intestines, and he devours my pancreas
It hurts so much, but I do it for Pac-Man
He roars a mighty roar, as he eats all of my inside parts
My dad walks in
Pac-Man looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all cherries now!"
Pac-Man leaves through my window
Pac-Man is love, Pac-Man is life